First published Sunday 9 March 2008

• I've heard the wine, grape-juice and Ribena arguments being put forward in real-life discussions, and although I've never heard anyone say the milk line, it may well be true for some (albeit in a less literal sense).  And I have heard of carbonated communion taking place in real life.
• Please don't flood me with emails pointing out that the percentages add up to 116.301%.  I know.  I always knew.  I did it on purpose.